Willie

Tall Lady’s officially gone loca. Not only has she decided making me a costume to reflect one of my namesakes — Willie Nelson — is the funniest thing ever, but she painted on a unibrow for yet another Halloween. First, yes. This is me as Willie...

Sweet 16 (x 2)

Taken on my actual 16th birthday. That poor boy.  If I could go back to my 16-year-old self, I’d scream this wise advice in her ear: You are not Selena. There is an unfortunate chunk of high school when you foolishly think long, dark hair, brown eyes and the...

Matty’s Famous & We Knew Him When

You know that African I had in the guest room for a couple years? The one I affectionately call, The Pink Golfer? Well. TPG has had a big secret for the last couple of months that I can finally share: he’s now a reality TV star too. Oh yes, ladies. That’s...

Dearly Beloved

I’ve never been a person lacking in sentimentality or emotion; weddings are the worst. I cry at the drop of a hat. “Look at the flowers! The program! The dress! Oh man, the grandma is dancing with the groom!” Insider trading tip: invest in Kleenex...

Queen Kong

A few fun, completely silly photos from the wedding and Wyoming adventure: Driving a car not known for comfort or speed. COME ON HAMSTERS! Mattador self portrait His first true love Kisses! Dancing queen Julezig’s signature pose The groom’s cake — a...

Adam Mack Gets Married!

I’m fairly certain this is the most fun I’ve ever had at a wedding. As a result, I can barely tie my shoes today. (Solution: flip flops.) I’m tired, happy, covered in bug bites and my stomach and cheeks hurt from laughing. It’s going to take a...