After a serious shave and loss of all those adorable curls, WNM is rocking the pink-belly summer shave.
It was getting embarrassing. We’d go for the smallest walk and WNM would spend the next three hours working on his Oscar nominated performance for “dramatic panting.” Such an exaggerator. (I wonder where he gets it?)
Just give it a bit of time, buddy. Soon, you’ll have unexpected freckles, premature crows feet, be eating Mexican food for every meal, driving either 15 miles over the speed limit on the freeway, or 20 miles under in the fast lane with Minnesota plates, and covering your eyes at the talk of politics.
But remember those days of sliding on the ice? Of snow packed paws? Yeah buddy! Being perpetually sweaty isn’t looking so bad after all.