They asked me to make these for them several years ago; it’s taken too long for this project to get to the top of the queue. (In all fairness, when I did start working on these, I had to knit the beanies four times because these two have rather small noggins. Amazing, considering the brillance contained in such a small space.)
Of course, their favorite part was, “Dude. We can drink through the mustache holes!”
Dude. Bro. Bra.